Dream Scissors

I'm made of rust and stardust

FISH PUNS.

shini-shishi:

Okay you guys remember how Droog and Aranea both say this:

But if you know all the right things to say and do, she will happily hand over the keys to the kingdom, so to speak.

Okay, well. Look how quickly Meenah goes from wanting to stab anyone to excited when Aranea makes a couple fish puns.

She’s even more agreeable in the next couple bits!

WHAT IF DRAGONIAN DIGNITARY CONVINCED CONDESCE TO GIVE HIM THE RING BY MAKING A BUNCH OF REALLY SILLY FISHPUNS.

WHAT IF.

this is my new headcanon, and I am sticking to it. Forever.

top-tier-motherfucker: psiioniiphiile: auto-didact: fastpuck: ashandherketchup: minestuck: bootybeachpatrol: dragonsroar: raccoontea: phemiec: lalondes-wonking: gurumichy: pettyartist: hitoshura0: easternstarlights: soujizz: persona 3: you walk up stairs at night Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything. Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today. Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars Monkey Island. You pick up things and use them sometimes. Half Life You’re a mute scientist that never does any science I use Zelda too much so Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies. Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you. Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week. Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer. baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws. happy wheels trust me, its not very happy Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming. .hack//GU: Debugging an MMORPG. Persona 3: Oh shit the world is ending. But I’m too busy going to karaoke bars to care. Bioshock: You’re stuck under water the whole time and follow little girls around because some dude asked you to kindly. Skyrim: you run around doing things because people ask you to.

top-tier-motherfucker:

psiioniiphiile:

auto-didact:

fastpuck:

ashandherketchup:

minestuck:

bootybeachpatrol:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

.hack//GU: Debugging an MMORPG.

Persona 3: Oh shit the world is ending. But I’m too busy going to karaoke bars to care.

Bioshock: You’re stuck under water the whole time and follow little girls around because some dude asked you to kindly.

Skyrim: you run around doing things because people ask you to.

(Source: effyeahpegasister, via hostduraravros)

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

roachpatrol: teratocybernetics: Another Hemostuck thing, their version of Eridan Ampora, and the goddess of Light & Rain, who likes to deliver him zombies now and then. In the original Homestuck comic, Eridan is born into royalty, and is a privileged douche of the highest order. To paraphrase one of the fic authors, he wants to grow up to be Hitler and Tuxedo Mask all rolled into one. In Hemostuck’s caste-flip, he’s an arrogant asshole at the very bottom of the thing, who’s scraped together all he has from spite and perversity and knows he’s awesome for it. And anyone who knows me personally knows my penchant both for fish-people and arrogant assholes. Some of the glowing hands are positioned in actual mudra, for both lessoning and retribution, and his pose is the same as the tarot’s Magician card is, often. This is also the first finished-quality thing I ever did in GIMP, over about a week total, sans breaks for not-self-indulgent bullshit. But…yeah, who says Linux isn’t for artists? Oh my god, the color and light in this picture is amazing. 

roachpatrol:

teratocybernetics:

Another Hemostuck thing, their version of Eridan Ampora, and the goddess of Light & Rain, who likes to deliver him zombies now and then.

In the original Homestuck comic, Eridan is born into royalty, and is a privileged douche of the highest order. To paraphrase one of the fic authors, he wants to grow up to be Hitler and Tuxedo Mask all rolled into one. In Hemostuck’s caste-flip, he’s an arrogant asshole at the very bottom of the thing, who’s scraped together all he has from spite and perversity and knows he’s awesome for it. And anyone who knows me personally knows my penchant both for fish-people and arrogant assholes. Some of the glowing hands are positioned in actual mudra, for both lessoning and retribution, and his pose is the same as the tarot’s Magician card is, often.

This is also the first finished-quality thing I ever did in GIMP, over about a week total, sans breaks for not-self-indulgent bullshit. But…yeah, who says Linux isn’t for artists?

Oh my god, the color and light in this picture is amazing. 

mrsuperzebra:

*~*~*~*~GIVEAWAY TIME~*~*~*~*


I reached 100 followers last week :D

So thank you, thank you all <3

In honor of this I’ve decided to do a giveaway

That means that you, that’s right, YOU can win 1 (one) God Tier hoodie of your choice, any size, shipped to anywhere you want, all covered by me!!

Here are the rules:

  • You do not have to be following me, though a follow would be very nice
  • You can like once and reblog once. Seeing dashboards clogged with one giveaway is annoying. One like and one reblog will give you two entries.
  • You must have your ask box open so I can contact you when this ends
  • This whole thing will end exactly one month from now, on June 15th,12 am. I do hold the right to push this date back, depending on notes and my financial situation.

I’ll keep track of everything and use a random number generator to choose the winner. Thanks for playing, good luck, and have fun!

teabooksandhotchicks:

thefrostflower:

bamfbugboy:

mandalorian-bounty-hunter:

bamfbugboy:

pureslytherin:

masterassassino:

american-sociopath:

Okay so don’t be so criticizing saying “ah you cant have a blue light saber and be a Sith lord” or something, just enjoy this. It took me along time anyway! 

Title: Jedi Knight
Planet: Naboo
Weapon: Double Sided Lightsaber
Lover: Han Solo (HELP. ME.)
Enemy: Darth Vader
Best Friend: Boba Fett (FKYEEEE)

This is awesome, Rosha. :D  

title: sith lord (fuck yeahhh)

planet: kashyyyk

weapon: blue lightsaber

lover: boba fett (YUSSSS)

enemy: yoda

best friend: 3CPO and R2D2

Sith Lord Bamfbugboy of Naboo who uses those backwards blasters who is lovers with Princess Leia, BUT WAIT, SHE’S ALSO MY ENEMY GUYS. My bff is her dad, Darth Vader.

TALK ABOUT COMPLEX STORYLINE HERE PEOPLE.

Title: Bounty Hunter, Planet: Naboo, Weapon: Blaster, Lover: Boba Fett (Fuck Yeah!), Enemy: Han Solo, Best Friend: Darth Maul

^ Got really lucky.

Title: Jedi Master
Planet: Utapau
Weapon: Blue Lighsaber
Lover: Boba Fett
Enemy: Han Solo
Best Friend: Padmé

Fuck you, continuity, and fuck you, Han Solo.

Title: Bounty Hunter

Planet: Coruscant

Weapon: Bowcaster

Lover: Darth Vader

Enemy: Han Solo

Best Friend: Chewbacca

How on earth can I be enemies with Han Solo, yet be best friends with Chewbacca :S

Title: Bounty hunter

Planet: Hoth

Lightsaber: RED (YES)

Lover: Han Solo

Enemy: Darth Vader

Best Friend: Padme